Dear friends and fellow sword lovers. I hereby promise that, after taking the Presidency of Bananarama will fight for the recognition of all Labors of Love, without any prejudice, will work towards full acknowledgement of those who being notorious in their work and knowledge, seek humbleness as their statement, not trying to educate, illuminate, procrastinate, favor some in detriment of others.
I will promise that every promise will be fulfilled, provided I make it a promise.
Those who like noodles will have pot noodles, those who don't like noodles will order Pizza by the phone, and so forth.
My Presidency will allow all to own good swords under a vast economical reform, called the Robin Hood tax reform.
Don't vote for me, because Bananarama does not exist, and fairness is an utopia.
E is not equal to MC2 because C simply does not exist.